The Quotable Zionist Conspirator & The Redneck Rastafarian

The Redneck Rastafarian is one of America's great Southern writers. Literary talent pools disproportionately in the bottom half of our country. Meet the Gentile Joshua, a knowledgeable and pious Noahide for 35 years, AKA the Zionist Conspirator.


These are excerpts from his Redneck Rastafarian blog

For much of my life I have racked my brain trying to understand where Judaism and chrstianity essentially differ. After all, Judaism is undeniably the religion of the Bible, the religion practiced by the ancient Israelites. If chrstianity is the divinely sanctioned successor to this religion then there should not be so much hatred, hostility, and misunderstanding between the two faiths. Somewhere there must be an answer, and it must be simple and obvious when it is found.

As arrogant as it sounds, this author suspects he is the only sane person left in the world. It’s either that, or I’m crazy. Er . . . and please withhold judgement until you have read this article.

The purpose of this essay is to demonstrate to the reader exactly why this national covenant indeed had to be G-d's final method of addressing mankind as a whole and why an abstract religion or universal organization would never have worked.

This writer would like to challenge all the atheists, all the materialists, all the people who claim the universe is random and meaningless, to put their money where their exceedingly loud mouths are. If you really believe this, then follow up by taking the only action logically consistent with your premise ...

When it comes to Jewish/chrstian cooperation of any kind one subject always interposes itself: the issue of chrstian missionaries. No other issue is the source of so much ill will and is subject to so much misunderstanding and even intentional misrepresentation. Therefore, as a former chrstian who is now a Noachide, I have felt obligated for some time to deal with this issue and try to explain each side's position to the other. So here goes.

This web site is dedicated specifically to every Jew in history who has ever died al qiddush HaShem, no matter who murdered him. As for museums or monuments to their memory, this writer advocates the building of only One. All the Holocaust museums in the world will not protect the Jewish people, and neither will museums erected to remember other Jewish martyrs. Only One Building will do that, and it will not be a museum but the House of HaShem Himself. Miracles will take place there before the entire world to vindicate HaShem as the True G-d and Am Yisra’el as His Unique People. ... Since the worldview in which the Beit HaMiqdash is to be rebuilt is diametrically opposed to the secular, tolerant, and subjectivist ideology of the Holocaust museums, one may either support one or the other.

The "enlightenment" which we have been told is the only context in which Judaism may safely be practiced is in fact totally alien to it. Universal acknowledgement of the True G-d—HaShem—is not a "right" but an obligation on each and every individual, and it is precisely to enforce this obligation that Mashiach HaMelekh (yaggia` veyavo’ beqarov beyameynu) will fight "the wars of HaShem." Let us hope G-d will be more merciful to us than we deserve and make it soon.

And who knows? Afterwards we may even get to celebrate the true message of Chanukkah.

It’s hard being a Noachide. It’s frustrating. Unbelievably frustrating. And not for the reasons you might think.

As a Noachide, I am convinced—absolutely certain—that Torah Judaism is objectively the true religion and that the Seven Laws of the Sons of Noah are the objective requirements of the True G-d of all non-Jewish humanity. I arrived at my position after a lifetime of intense study and attribute my beliefs not only to my experiences but also to simple logic. I believe that while my personal experiences helped me along, the objective truth of Torah may be demonstrated to any reasonable person whose mind is not dogmatically closed to G-d and the supernatural.

This site advocates the restoration of ‘Theocratic Judaism.’ This does not refer to some sectarian ‘restorationist’ heresy in which a ‘long lost truth’ is unearthed (a la Qara’ism and Protestantism) from under centuries of ‘false traditions of men.’ No, the writer acknowledges authentic Torah Judaism as it has always existed, with its Oral Torah and its authoritative Sages, as the Supreme Truth. And this Truth, though badly battered by the winds of history, still exists in its purity.



The Quotable Zionist Conspirator: A Series

A Noachide's Response to Chrstianity

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Who is willing to be the second person to cast away secularism in its entirety and declare him/herself a Theocrat?

There is no such thing as "Jewish values."

If you're truly against evil, then follow the Jewish G-d. If you're opposed to the Jewish G-d, then YOU are evil.

For Orthodox Jews--a Primer on Fundamentalist Protestants

You'd be surprised how peaceful it is to no longer have to wonder if "my version of christianity" is "correct."

You can take "western civilization." I'll take A-mighty G-d.

There are so many people who believe one can be an authentic observant Noachide while continuing to observe/practice some other religion.

Bury the enlightenment. Worldwide Judaic Theocracy now!


There is only one religion permitted for Jews (Torah) and only one religion permitted for non-Jews -- the Noachide Laws.

No Jew should have the slightest concern about where other religions say he will go when he dies.

By nature and inclination I am a "Build the Temple now!" kinda guy.

If the Torah does not authorize the rise of chrstianity, then chrstianity simply cannot be true, regardless of how many miracles it claims--even when they are witnessed publicly.

Why this iron curtain that stands between Genesis 11 and everything that comes after?

If chrstianity fulfills the Torah (G-d forbid!!!) then the Torah will say so. Prove what you say by the Torah itself or stop making your claims.

I can't believe I once used to think like this. It's ridiculous.

Don’t worry; no asteroid is going to destroy the earth. That would impede the inevitable triumph of socialism.

You need to get the idea that there is a separate category of life called ‘religion’ out of your head.

I have literally dreamed about the Third Holy Temple at night.

Well … What Did You Expect?

Why do you right wing Catholics and palaeocons get so excited about anti-Zionist Orthodox Jews?

Why not just ordain Bill Nye as a patriarch?

The covenant explicitly gives the Land to Abraham's descendants through Isaac and Jacob.

It's not the Jews' fault that HaShem chose them and not whatever you happen to be. Stop being a crybaby about it.

You seem to have a hard time ignoring the fact that G-d doesn't lie.

Pope solemnly defines evolution as article of the faith.

Seriously, dude . . . atheism and agnosticism are not your only alternatives.

On just what grounds do non-Theists condemn anything? Did some scientist somewhere discover a moral code in a test tube, microscope, or telescope?

THAT is what the "old covenant" was leading to??? Good gravy. We were better off before.

I've got one and only one Jewish stereotype. It's an uncouth, fanatical, rustic Theocratic warrior-shepherd hacking the heads off every Canaanite in sight because G-d told him to.

You people don't worship G-d. You worship ‘western civilization,’ you worship America, but you don't worship the Biblical G-d!

One day the Holy Temple will be rebuilt and the Davidic King will rule from Jerusalem and the illusion of Judaism as a mere ‘religious denomination’ will be exploded.

May it please G-d at this time to open the eyes and ears of all of us to be willing to exchange whatever our tradition or current opinion is for the Truth!

The only thing awaiting us, the only thing that can save us now, is Absolute Truth -- not family or national tradition.

No one has the authority to just up and say "I'm the fulfillment of such-and-such a prophecy!" The Sinai judges all and is judged by none.

The fact that a non-Jew who subscribes to the worldview mandated by HaShem for all humanity is accused of ‘pretending to be a Jew’ doesn't speak well for the human race at this particular time.

If we are fighting for the One True G-d and His universal Laws, then we must never surrender.

All this racial/ethnic/civilizational chaos would disappear if everyone would see that there is a single universal, objective moral code that applies to all people in all places in all times.

If "conservatism" is nothing more than a genetic characteristic of Northwestern European peoples then it deserves to die.

The primary loyalty of every human being who has ever lived, Jewish or non-Jewish, is with HaShem Who created them.

The reborn Biblical Israel, under Mashiach HaMelekh, will wage war on false "gxds" and religions and bring the message of the One G-d and His Laws to all mankind.

The true doctrine of human nature is to be found in the Talmud.

I can't go to any church. They're all too liberal. You see, they all believe in the new testament!

The Revelation of Sinai isn't based on the authority of the Bible; the authority of the Bible is based on the Revelation at Sinai.

I wish Jews would understand that continual boasting about being totally non-proselytary and not caring what non-Jews believe is not the wonderful statement so many think it is.

I love the Fundamentalist part of Fundamentalist Protestantism, but the Protestant part gets really tiresome.

Some of us will never support Israel as a mere secular refuge state.

You ain't in Europe any more, Toto.

So much for "stupid rednecks" inventing Biblical literalism out of whole cloth.

The very idea that there are some people who think that anything whatsoever, from "social justice" to "western civilization" is worth fighting for in an utterly meaningless world is abhorrent to me.

It is in America's vital interests to not provoke the wrath of the One True G-d and wind up destroyed.

I take no pleasure in telling you folks there's no Santa Claus.


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