The Quotable Zionist Conspirator & The Redneck Rastafarian

January 04, 2023

The Redneck Rastafarian is one of America's great Southern writers. Literary talent pools disproportionately in the bottom half of our country. Meet the Gentile Joshua, a knowledgeable and pious Noahide for 35 years, AKA the Zionist Conspirator.

These are excerpts from his Redneck Rastafarian blog:

For much of my life I have racked my brain trying to understand where Judaism and chrstianity essentially differ. After all, Judaism is undeniably the religion of the Bible, the religion practiced by the ancient Israelites. If chrstianity is the divinely sanctioned successor to this religion then there should not be so much hatred, hostility, and misunderstanding between the two faiths. Somewhere there must be an answer, and it must be simple and obvious when it is found.

As arrogant as it sounds, this author suspects he is the only sane person left in the world. It’s either that, or I’m crazy. Er . . . and please withhold judgement until you have read this article.

The purpose of this essay is to demonstrate to the reader exactly why this national covenant indeed had to be G-d's final method of addressing mankind as a whole and why an abstract religion or universal organization would never have worked.

This writer would like to challenge all the atheists, all the materialists, all the people who claim the universe is random and meaningless, to put their money where their exceedingly loud mouths are. If you really believe this, then follow up by taking the only action logically consistent with your premise ...

When it comes to Jewish/chrstian cooperation of any kind one subject always interposes itself: the issue of chrstian missionaries. No other issue is the source of so much ill will and is subject to so much misunderstanding and even intentional misrepresentation. Therefore, as a former chrstian who is now a Noachide, I have felt obligated for some time to deal with this issue and try to explain each side's position to the other. So here goes.

This web site is dedicated specifically to every Jew in history who has ever died al qiddush HaShem, no matter who murdered him. As for museums or monuments to their memory, this writer advocates the building of only One. All the Holocaust museums in the world will not protect the Jewish people, and neither will museums erected to remember other Jewish martyrs. Only One Building will do that, and it will not be a museum but the House of HaShem Himself. Miracles will take place there before the entire world to vindicate HaShem as the True G-d and Am Yisra’el as His Unique People. ... Since the worldview in which the Beit HaMiqdash is to be rebuilt is diametrically opposed to the secular, tolerant, and subjectivist ideology of the Holocaust museums, one may either support one or the other.

The "enlightenment" which we have been told is the only context in which Judaism may safely be practiced is in fact totally alien to it. Universal acknowledgement of the True G-d—HaShem—is not a "right" but an obligation on each and every individual, and it is precisely to enforce this obligation that Mashiach HaMelekh (yaggia` veyavo’ beqarov beyameynu) will fight "the wars of HaShem." Let us hope G-d will be more merciful to us than we deserve and make it soon.

And who knows? Afterwards we may even get to celebrate the true message of Chanukkah.

It’s hard being a Noachide. It’s frustrating. Unbelievably frustrating. And not for the reasons you might think.

As a Noachide, I am convinced—absolutely certain—that Torah Judaism is objectively the true religion and that the Seven Laws of the Sons of Noah are the objective requirements of the True G-d of all non-Jewish humanity. I arrived at my position after a lifetime of intense study and attribute my beliefs not only to my experiences but also to simple logic. I believe that while my personal experiences helped me along, the objective truth of Torah may be demonstrated to any reasonable person whose mind is not dogmatically closed to G-d and the supernatural.

This site advocates the restoration of ‘Theocratic Judaism.’ This does not refer to some sectarian ‘restorationist’ heresy in which a ‘long lost truth’ is unearthed (a la Qara’ism and Protestantism) from under centuries of ‘false traditions of men.’ No, the writer acknowledges authentic Torah Judaism as it has always existed, with its Oral Torah and its authoritative Sages, as the Supreme Truth. And this Truth, though badly battered by the winds of history, still exists in its purity.